Rationality from an irrational perspective.

Psychonauts without awesome telekinetic powers or any sense of humor whatsoever.

 
Pretzel > Peanut Butter > Peanut > Regular

Yeah, you messed up … but I still think you have the snazziest gas stations.

There was a suspicious lack of leg-sweeping.

 
Better than Mario Kart because I created a cow riding a John Deere with nitro boosts … Top that, Toad.

If I wanted to listen to an incessant droning that makes me feel violent impulses for no rational reason, I’d watch The View.

Speaking of which …